Pine walo ko pine ka bahana chahiye…

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Okay let me start my crap now….

As usual last weekend also we had a party (no need to tell it was a “daru party”). [Daru means Alcohol]. A picture can speak a thousand words… right?

It is strange that being only a coke drinker some how I enjoy daru parties, just because of the kind of discussion we have. We started our party somewhere around 8.30 pm and this time around we were discussing liquors, dope, hukka and stuff. We discussed about Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Dragon Shot, Submarine Shot, Chocolate with Cigarette, Sweets with drinks and some weird combos. Moving on to Charas, Ganja, Afeem, LSD, etc… but suddenly our discussion took a serious turn and we started discussing about friends, life, relations, and more serious topics. By the time we finished the discussion it was already 3.15 am. You should watch people discussing after 5 pegs down.

But bottom line is, “Pine walo ko pine ka bahana chahiye…” [They need some reason to drink]

I have a list of reasons given by my friends

• Not in the mood today
• I am in the party mood today
• People around are enjoying in party
• Feeling lonely today
• Have got some friends today
• Today is the Friday / Saturday / Sunday (or any other day)
• She spoke to me today
• She didn’t speak to me today
• I am happy today
• I am sad today
• I am missing my BF / GF / Friends / Bro / Sis / who-so-ever
• My wife has gone to her place
• My wife is coming next week
• My friend is going somewhere
• My friend has arrived
• I am not drinking, it’s just a beer.
• I have to improve my capacity so let me drink
• I am feeling tired today
• We won the match today
• We lost it
• I am going through the tension these days
• I have been drinking for last 10 days, now let me continue and make a new record
• I am getting it for free
• I got a promotion
• I didn’t get a promotion
• And the most frequently used reason, I am drinking for nothing “I mean just like that”
  

By the way I would like to thank Tau (aka Anuj Mahajan) for enhancing my knowledge about different types of drinks. Also I would like to thank him for giving valuable inputs and making my post more readable. You know guys my English sucks big time…

Look at this guy, my winamp has got artificial intelligence. It is playing
“Nasha sharab mai hota to naachti bottle.”

Let me cut my crap by great quote

“Reality is an illusion caused due to lack of alcohol - Johnny Walker”