Ullu @ my place

April 13, 2006 (11:50 pm)

I was reading MediocreButArrogant (by Abheejit Bhandari) and listening to MLTR – Breaking my heart, suddenly I heard “Patel jaldi aa”

It was my room-mate Chhotu (aka Vishal). I thought may be he is calling because he must have seen some hot scene in some English movie or may be FTV is telecasting a brand new show of Victoria Secrete or new summer collection… (ya they are repeating MNH shows like anything… anybody from FTV listening here?? Hello???? Plz give us some new stuff.!!!!). We use to call each other and share those happy moments. wink wink. So, I didn’t bother and continue reading. Once again I heard “Patel…. Jaldi… jaldi aa patel”. This time I sensed something wrong. I asked what happened Chhots?

"Patel apne ghar mai Eagle aa gaya hai!!!!"
What that hell…. Eagle?? Mere ghar mai??? At this time?
"How come Chhotu?"
Yar I don’t know Batra (aka Ashutosh Batra) must have kept that door open. “Now stop shouting from there and come to drawing room Patel”.

I got up from my bad and first thing I did was step out of the room and closed the door.
“Eagle ko jaana hai to jaaye… mere room mai nahi aani chahiye…”
Then I recalled the entire lesson taught by my mom, whenever you see some sparrow in our house, beta switch off the fan and close the window. I did the same thing, switched off all the fans.

“Kaha hai Eagle Chhots?”
“Waha us hall mai.”
And suddenly some bird came flying from dark (light was off in other room).

Hum dono ki fat gai… Dono ekdam jameen pe let gaye… apni apni shakal bachake.. kahi maar vaar diya to? It was like a scene from Bollywood movie - hero and heroine dono jameen pe lete huye hai… .hero apni heroine ko gundo se bacha raha hai… dono jameen pe lete huye hia…
Baad main badi muskil se tirchhi nazar se dekha… are yar ye to ullu hai… Ullu bole to owl. Dono ki jaan mai jaan aayi.

Dono khade huye… and chhotu got 2 sticks from kitchen ullu ko udane ke liye…
(I know kitchen is the place where one should put some food but what can you expect from a bachelor’s kitchen, some news paper, some magazine like @@@####, may be tooth brush, shaving cream, some perfume and all….)

But bechara ullu dar gaya…ye log kya kar rahe hai… woh idhar ud raha hai… udhar ud raha hai..

Fan ke upar…

(Achha kiya na fan off kar diya var na to ho jaata na Raam Naam Satya tera….)

Khidki mai …

(Are bhai let me open that window first…)


TV ke pichhe…
Dyan se dekha to woh Ullu bhi nahi tha… ullu ka bachha tha…

Both of we gone crazy… Chhotu ek kapda le aaya while I grabbed my cell…
Ab to iska photo session karma padega…
Badi mushkil se use pakda.. and lage phot khinchne…

Here comes the hero…

How cute? (there was no gal to say CHHHOOOO CUTE.....)
Ye dekho kaise dekh raha hai… Soch raha hoga pahle to mujse door bhaag rahe the… fir pichhe baag rahe ho and ab ye kya kar rahe ho mere saath… no plz.. .mai ulluo ke saath photo nahi kinchwata…(hum use ullu bula rahe the and woh hame ulllu bula raha hoga…) no plz… no snaps… plz… leave me…. Plz….

But hum bhi kuchh kam hai kya?
Aise kaise chhode?

Dono ne jam ke photo session kiya.
Ye dekho..

Ullu and Chhotu rather Chota ullu (find out who is who)

That’s me with ullu… Soch raha hoga… bhai jaane bhi do… ab jaan loge kya bachhe ki?

Ye sab khatam ho gaya fir socha ab kya kiya jaaye..
Batra was busy talking on phone…we thought let’s play with him also…
Batre…. Chhat pe aashiqui farmana bandh kar aur jaldi niche aa… jaldi…
Woh bhi bhaag ke niche aaya…sahma sahma sa bola “everything fine?”
Then before he could understand anything Chhotu started running behind him with owl in his hand…

“ye dekh Eagle hai.. tere pe chhodunga…bhaag….”
Dono baag rahe the… it was fun!!!
Both went to the terrace and finally we set it free…

Woh bhi ek bhi baar bina pichhe dekhe ud gaya… he (or she… couldn’t get chance to check it out…) soch raha hoga… aaj kaha chala gaya tha… ajeeb ullu the sab… Agar uske paas bhi blogspot hota to woh bhi ek blog likta… “30 minutes @ ullu’s place”

Okay ullu bhaiya bye bye… ta ta… next time bata ke anna… will be ready to click more snaps….

BTW that code is still not working…
Seems this time GOD is not going to help me. Plz yar jara kisi ki chalti ho to jara uparwale se sifarish kar do yar…