U have been Tagged

Sorry, please don’t blame me. It’s a new kind of chain on net. No not like chain mails, forward this to 5 people otherwise something bad will happen to you. Let me explain you. I got a message from Anu telling that you have been tagged. She was tagged by some of her friends. So now I am tagging you (yes you, my dear reader).

Ya hold on I m telling you what do I mean by tagging you. You need to write all weird things about yourself the way I have written here. Somehow I found this chain interesting and would like to continue it. So remember I have tagged you, Yeah can’t write everybody’s name (and don’t want to miss such opportunity also). After all this is a rare chance for you to show your weirdness.

Here goes my nomination for “DA WEIRDO” competition

1. The very first weird thing. I always use dictionary for writing weird. I have used this word for a million times but still I get confused between weird and wired. (In both the cases MS Office dictionary doesn’t show red underline, so it’s not a my fault)

2. My driving speed is directly proportional to Road Traffic. I generally drive relatively fast on heavy traffic road and comparatively very slow on empty roads. In both the cases my pillion rider shouts… Tell me what should I do?

3. I can’t talk more than 15 consecutive minutes over phone. I wonder how people can talk hours and hours together!!! I can’t talk like those love birds. “Tell me you love me”, “What did you do today?”, “Had your lunch?”, “Had your dinner?”, “Why didn’t you call me this morning?”…. My Gosh!!! Because of my undeveloped mind (or whatever) I can’t understand how can people do that?

4. Fully day I can sit in front of the stupid box. (I am talking about TV here). But I can’t spend more than an hour with a TYPICAL Gal. (Ya typical is the word to be noted here… you know the definition of typical gal right?). Very simple reason in former case I have the remote control, I can switch it off or swap the channel but stopping gal is a real tough job for me.

5. When I watch TV, around 80% of my time goes in swapping the channels. Sometimes I only watch Ads.

6. I hate changing cloths every now and then. You can call it’s my laziness also – Now you know the only reason behind not selecting Modeling as my career option.

7. Movies – Believe me guys I can tolerate any movie. Whenever somebody asks me, hey Dhaval how was the movie? My typical answer “ya okay types, can see it once” (Though it is rated 0.5 out of 5). I can find, at least something, interesting in any movie. I have seen movies like “Jani Dushman”, “Chhote sarkar”, etc… Last Sunday only I saw “Mohabbatein” 4th time (thanks to MAX)

8. Songs – I like all weird songs, all flop songs. I like all those cheap songs (not only that type of songs, I do like some good songs also. I like all sad songs, all boring songs, all slow song, all fast songs… I like any type of songs, any language…

9. I do get inspired by Motivating songs like “Lakshya – Ha yahi sapna hai tera”, “Corporate - Oh sikandar, oh sikandar”, “Buz Luhrmann - Everybody is free” (Though the effect lasts for a very short span of time, that is a different story all together)

10. I still like BSB, Boyzone and Britney Spears songs. I know they are considered as teenagers’ songs, all that chocolaty songs, but I love them.

11. Another tragedy of my life. I have lots of female friends but I don’t have a single Girlfriend (Imagine not even once in my 23 years, i.e. 23*365 days = 23*365*24 hours, huh such a long time – Okay now, no need to use your brain, I am straight only)

12. Plz don’t laugh, but I prefer milk with Bournvita (or any chocolate flavored powder) over Tea or Coffee. Tea I have hardly had in my life and coffee also when I don’t have anything else to have.

13. When it comes to Biscuit I still prefer Parle G and not the Parle Hide n Sick. Yeah I prefer plain glucose biscuits over cream / chocolate / nut biscuits.

14. I hardly take Cold Drinks. I prefer mango / orange flavored drink than regular cola flavored drink

15. On weekends I prefer sleeping in my room than going to Café Coffee Day. Plz there is only one weekend in a week right?

16. I like games where I need minimum energy. I like computer games, I like video games (Contra and Mario my all time favorite games), I like Pool over Badminton or swimming.

17. I generally keep quiet with my good friends and expect them to understand everything without saying anything. I am a great listener (according to my friends), I can keep on listening anybody but can’t talk more than 15 minutes.

18. Train journey - I prefer Sleeper Coach and not the 2-tier AC, after all you can’t get those chatwala and fruitwala and samosawala and all in AC coach right?

19. Every time I go to the library I issue some books and without reading them I return them on time and issue some more books. It’s a vicious circle and like the ring it never stops. Unfortunately I had a great library in my school / also in my college and now in Infy also….

20. I can’t write a single post with out Microsoft-office-built-in-dictionary. Typo error is just the other name of Dhaval

21. Eating – When it comes to eating, I don’t have any control over it… I think it is the most beautiful thing to do, followed by a nice sleep :).

22. I can’t be serious in my time. Believe me guys I have tried a lot but every time I failed miserably. I really want to be serious over this “not being serious” nature.

23. Like every other guy, I also think that I m an unlucky chap. I am a total mess and confused to the core, I mean it.

Better I stop here now… Believe me guys I am not that weird also. Common now, almost everyone around me considers ME as a pretty normal guy (I don’t know, what will be their reaction after reading this post).

Phewwwww… Yuck... Chheeee… Thhuu…. This is what you are thinking right?
I know that… I know I am the weirdest guy on this earth… But just can’t help it…

Anyways, it’s your turn now :):):)

Show your weirdness by giving comments or by posting your list on you blog. Remember you have been tagged. Let’s continue the weird chain. :):):)